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-_- I feel like a had a stroke. The left side of my face has been numb for two hours now because the dentist gave me twice the amount of sedative she usually gives. And yet, I could still feel every move she made in my mouth. Every single time that drill touched my tooth I swear it felt like someone was stabbing me in the mouth with a kitchen kife over and over. And over.
And then that bitch goes on about how it's not possible that I'm still in pain. Good thing I couldn't talk ofterwise I would have said that I'd love to sedate her four times and then proceed to stab her mouth with a kitchen knife, just to see if she'd feel it
Wouldn't that be lovely?
Apparently, my grandfather has the same problem >< every time he goes to the dentist they almost have to sedate him completely because none of the sedatives work on him. Damn you grandpa.
Oh, and I have to go back tomorrow to do the exact same thing on the right side of my mouth. Happytimes.
And then that bitch goes on about how it's not possible that I'm still in pain. Good thing I couldn't talk ofterwise I would have said that I'd love to sedate her four times and then proceed to stab her mouth with a kitchen knife, just to see if she'd feel it
Wouldn't that be lovely?
Apparently, my grandfather has the same problem >< every time he goes to the dentist they almost have to sedate him completely because none of the sedatives work on him. Damn you grandpa.
Oh, and I have to go back tomorrow to do the exact same thing on the right side of my mouth. Happytimes.
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changes ect
2 min read
I'm cleaning up my deviations. Most of them had fav's and the occasional comment, but I didn't like them. A lot of them weren't bringing across the right message.
I'm going to focus more on school, art, reading and writing (new years resolution). Ugh, my story on FF.net is stuck, stupid writers block. My writing has gotten so much better, but I just can't put anything decent down. I have plenty idea's for stories, but yeah...
I have promised myself that I will only get text, symbols and formulas tattooed (some day). Because I know no picture will ever be perfect, and I don't want to risk mistakes.
But, I do know what the first two tats will be: on my left inner wrist a triangle (sign of change, originally I was going to get the Deathly Hallows sign because I'm a Harry Potter nerd, but I found a simple triangle much better).
On my right inner wrist a question mark (several reasons).
I'm also contemplating two symbols in music and a couple of formulas, but I'm still not sure which ones.
Oh, and I've been on dA for a year now (: that's nice.
Some things I'll post in the future:
my moms birthday/Christmas present
& a thank you gift
(& hopefully some writing)
I have so much reading to do x) I bought 6 books when I knew I was getting more for Christmas, stupid me.
x
I'm going to focus more on school, art, reading and writing (new years resolution). Ugh, my story on FF.net is stuck, stupid writers block. My writing has gotten so much better, but I just can't put anything decent down. I have plenty idea's for stories, but yeah...
I have promised myself that I will only get text, symbols and formulas tattooed (some day). Because I know no picture will ever be perfect, and I don't want to risk mistakes.
But, I do know what the first two tats will be: on my left inner wrist a triangle (sign of change, originally I was going to get the Deathly Hallows sign because I'm a Harry Potter nerd, but I found a simple triangle much better).
On my right inner wrist a question mark (several reasons).
I'm also contemplating two symbols in music and a couple of formulas, but I'm still not sure which ones.
Oh, and I've been on dA for a year now (: that's nice.
Some things I'll post in the future:
my moms birthday/Christmas present
& a thank you gift
(& hopefully some writing)
I have so much reading to do x) I bought 6 books when I knew I was getting more for Christmas, stupid me.
x
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changes ect
2 min read
I'm cleaning up my deviations. Most of them had fav's and the occasional comment, but I didn't like them. A lot of them weren't bringing across the right message.
I'm going to focus more on school, art, reading and writing (new years resolution). Ugh, my story on FF.net is stuck, stupid writers block. My writing has gotten so much better, but I just can't put anything decent down. I have plenty idea's for stories, but yeah...
I have promised myself that I will only get text, symbols and formulas tattooed (some day). Because I know no picture will ever be perfect, and I don't want to risk mistakes.
But, I do know what the first two tats will be: on my left inner wrist a triangle (sign of change, originally I was going to get the Deathly Hallows sign because I'm a Harry Potter nerd, but I found a simple triangle much better).
On my right inner wrist a question mark (several reasons).
I'm also contemplating two symbols in music and a couple of formulas, but I'm still not sure which ones.
Oh, and I've been on dA for a year now (: that's nice.
Some things I'll post in the future:
my moms birthday/Christmas present
& a thank you gift
(& hopefully some writing)
I have so much reading to do x) I bought 6 books when I knew I was getting more for Christmas, stupid me.
x
I'm going to focus more on school, art, reading and writing (new years resolution). Ugh, my story on FF.net is stuck, stupid writers block. My writing has gotten so much better, but I just can't put anything decent down. I have plenty idea's for stories, but yeah...
I have promised myself that I will only get text, symbols and formulas tattooed (some day). Because I know no picture will ever be perfect, and I don't want to risk mistakes.
But, I do know what the first two tats will be: on my left inner wrist a triangle (sign of change, originally I was going to get the Deathly Hallows sign because I'm a Harry Potter nerd, but I found a simple triangle much better).
On my right inner wrist a question mark (several reasons).
I'm also contemplating two symbols in music and a couple of formulas, but I'm still not sure which ones.
Oh, and I've been on dA for a year now (: that's nice.
Some things I'll post in the future:
my moms birthday/Christmas present
& a thank you gift
(& hopefully some writing)
I have so much reading to do x) I bought 6 books when I knew I was getting more for Christmas, stupid me.
x
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I am 41% virgin
4 min read
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an X next to everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. []
2. Drank alcohol. [x]
3. Cried when someone died. [x]
4. Been drunk. []
5. Had sex. []
6. Been to a concert. [x]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. [x](not proud of it)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. []
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [x]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [x]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.[x]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. []
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [x]
15. Been to prom. []
16. Cried at school. [x]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [x]
18. Went streaking.[]
19. Given or received a lap dance. [x]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [x]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x]
23. Kissed a stranger. [x]
24. Hugged a stranger. [x]
25. Went scuba diving. []
26. Driven a car. [x]
27. Gotten an x-ray. [x]
28. Hit by a car. []
29. Had a party. [x]
30. Done serious drugs. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 8O%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. [x]
32. Got paid to strip for someone. []
33. Run away from home. [x]
34. Broken a bone. []
35. Eaten sushi. []
36. Bought porn. []
37. Watched porn. [x] everyone has, admit it
38. Made porn. []
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [x]
40. Been in love. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
41. French kissed. [x]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. [x]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. []
45. Stabbed yourself. [x]
46. Shot a gun. []
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. []
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
50. Watched an animal die. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die. []
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. [x]
53. Pranked somebody. [x]
54. Put somebody in the hospital. []
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [x]
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. [x]
57. Dressed punk. [x]
58. Dressed goth. []
59. Dressed preppy. [x]
60. Been to a motocross race. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
61. Avoided somebody. [x]
62. Been stalked. []
63. Stalked someone. [x]
64. Met a celebrity. [x]
65. Played an instrument. [x]
66. Ridden a horse. [x]
67. Cut yourself. [x]
68. Bungee jumped. []
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. [x]
70. Been to a wild party []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
71. Got caught stealing something. []
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [x]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. []
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. []
75. Got arrested. []
76. Been pregnant. []
77. Babysat. []
78. Been to another country. [x]
79. Started your house on fire. []
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. []
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [x]
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. [x]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. [x]
85. Sat on your butt all day. [x]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. [x]
87. Had a job. []
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. []
89. Been called a whore. [x]
90. Danced like a whore. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. []
92. Been in a car accident. []
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. [x]
95. Raped somebody. []
96. Danced in the rain. [x]
97. Been rejected. [x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. [x]
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [x]
100. Been raped. []
FINAL RESULT: 41%
oh yay ^^
Start with 100%. Put an X next to everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. []
2. Drank alcohol. [x]
3. Cried when someone died. [x]
4. Been drunk. []
5. Had sex. []
6. Been to a concert. [x]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. [x](not proud of it)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. []
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [x]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [x]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.[x]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. []
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [x]
15. Been to prom. []
16. Cried at school. [x]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [x]
18. Went streaking.[]
19. Given or received a lap dance. [x]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [x]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x]
23. Kissed a stranger. [x]
24. Hugged a stranger. [x]
25. Went scuba diving. []
26. Driven a car. [x]
27. Gotten an x-ray. [x]
28. Hit by a car. []
29. Had a party. [x]
30. Done serious drugs. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 8O%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. [x]
32. Got paid to strip for someone. []
33. Run away from home. [x]
34. Broken a bone. []
35. Eaten sushi. []
36. Bought porn. []
37. Watched porn. [x] everyone has, admit it
38. Made porn. []
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [x]
40. Been in love. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
41. French kissed. [x]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. [x]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. []
45. Stabbed yourself. [x]
46. Shot a gun. []
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. []
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
50. Watched an animal die. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die. []
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. [x]
53. Pranked somebody. [x]
54. Put somebody in the hospital. []
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [x]
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. [x]
57. Dressed punk. [x]
58. Dressed goth. []
59. Dressed preppy. [x]
60. Been to a motocross race. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
61. Avoided somebody. [x]
62. Been stalked. []
63. Stalked someone. [x]
64. Met a celebrity. [x]
65. Played an instrument. [x]
66. Ridden a horse. [x]
67. Cut yourself. [x]
68. Bungee jumped. []
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. [x]
70. Been to a wild party []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
71. Got caught stealing something. []
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [x]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. []
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. []
75. Got arrested. []
76. Been pregnant. []
77. Babysat. []
78. Been to another country. [x]
79. Started your house on fire. []
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. []
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [x]
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. [x]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. [x]
85. Sat on your butt all day. [x]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. [x]
87. Had a job. []
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. []
89. Been called a whore. [x]
90. Danced like a whore. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. []
92. Been in a car accident. []
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. [x]
95. Raped somebody. []
96. Danced in the rain. [x]
97. Been rejected. [x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. [x]
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [x]
100. Been raped. []
FINAL RESULT: 41%
oh yay ^^
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I'm Tagged
1 min read
1. I'm bisexual with a preference for females
2. I want to go back to school!
3. I reeeaaaalllyyyy wanna go back on surf kamp
4. I check out guys every minute of every day...and I love it
5. I don't easily share chocolate. And I DON'T share my aquarius. EVER.
6. I love puppies... who doesn't?
7. I like to show affection to friends ect. in public.
8. I like/tend to shock people ^^
I don't want to tag 6 other people because I'm boring and tired. Hah.
2. I want to go back to school!
3. I reeeaaaalllyyyy wanna go back on surf kamp
4. I check out guys every minute of every day...and I love it
5. I don't easily share chocolate. And I DON'T share my aquarius. EVER.
6. I love puppies... who doesn't?
7. I like to show affection to friends ect. in public.
8. I like/tend to shock people ^^
I don't want to tag 6 other people because I'm boring and tired. Hah.
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